Becks Farewell 12th September 2009

Dont you dare fooled by the picture.It looked as if 3 young gay men peacefully jalan jalan in Pyramid.By the way,i'm Vice President and hereby to tell the untold stories of the final night of Becks partying in Malaysia for the year 2009.


Dont we looked like a bunch of disorientated guys and girls having our lunch at Dragon-i?Look if you think that my claim is invalid.Bottom left a guy named HhL ,the guy in top right with a black shirt named Sean Hooi (president) or Becks (bottom right).They dont even know where's the camera,posing at the wrong direction.Some of them,names should not be mention,Leon,couldnt even notice that Clement was taking a picture of us.Which reminds me of Philip,the one who will naturally strikes a pose whenever his gut feeling tells him that what it seems like a camera focusing his direction.I shit you not,you must believe me.

So what really caused these?I mean why can't a normal 22 year old tell if there camera is meant to take a picture of him/her or cant a normal 22 year old tell where is the camera's direction?
Following was my interview with a couple of members of Bachelors Union.
Me:"So what do you think of the night?"
Soo Wai(Minister of Trades):"Awesome,we ordered 3 bottles and we get 2 stand still not girls.By the way,i dont like the other two guys,i want to keep the girls by myself"

Me:"What about you,what do you think?"
Lau(Minister of Transportation):"Pada pendapat saya,eh tunggu,what was your question again?"

-___-" moving on.

Lau:"oh come on,give me another chance"
Me:"alright then,what is the main element you think that may cause a 22 year old seem disorientated?"
Lau: "For me i think,to have 2 gays posing for a picture with you would do the trick?Why didnt you join me?We could have an orgy fest"

Me:"So as a Minister of Women, Families & Society,did you know that you have failed keeping them in line,having the seen the party aftermath yourself?"
Huizhen:"I have a reason to believe that if it's not for those over-exceeding consumed alcohol,i would have done a better job"
Me:"Bravo,you're the only one sane enough to answer my question properly and it also shows that you dont drink enough.Drink more!"

Soo Wai:"Ahhh peace at last,although i would prefer the Minister of Human Resource's ass to be somewhere else"

Me:"Is most of the common religions in our country permit this,excessive alcohol being consumed and amount way over the limits beyond concern point of partying?
Philip(Minister of Religious Affairs):Thou did party not.This shalt be off the record."
Hhl(Minister of Human Resource):Talk to me finger. oOo
Philip:You sinner!

Me:Err..Wha-
Adeline(Minister of Event and Tourism):"Dont ask me,i work here.I should not be telling you anything"
Becks(CEO):my HEAD hurts!!!!!
Me:(i think i should not ask Clement the Minister of Defence and Finance,he's not in the mood)"Erm,why are you closing your face and eyes?"
VV(Deputy Minister of Finance):"I'm greatly ashamed of myself getting myself involving in all these."
Me:(Why cant ppl admit that they're drunk?) :P

Lau:"Can you move like this,can you can you?Bet ya cant do this as well!"
Me: "wtf.."
Girls:"hahah yeah yeah Leona did that to us"
Me:"What do you think you're doing at that point of your life?"
Leona (Hot Private Secretary of Mr.President): My job was to entertain Sean.He is the president and i have to fulfill my job description as "hot".I have a tough job ,you know."
Me:"And mind if i ask tha-"
Leona:"And you know,her lips taste much tastier then the rest of you guys"
Me:"Dont you have to consider the feelings of our Minister of Trades?He can only watch"


After that particular interview,I believed that alcohol and excessive amount of partying had caused all these disorientation.I feel sorry for their parents as they thought their children grew up just fine.

ps.All above was just part of the written script."tidak ada berkaitan dengan hidup dan mati"


Cheers,
Chee Tat (Vice President)

I would like to tell readers in advance,due to laziness and fatigue,some of us just dont seem like themselves(they don't act themselves or they just look plain silly) in pictures.And of cuz,there're 130 over pics,i decided to just pick those that best described the situation.


Alright,some pics i have yet get from others.So from time to time,this post might change.Is that one or two pics describe that particular event.So what is this B.U Saturday Gone Wild event?What is Bachelor's Union in the first place?Here,you can find our homepage and about B.U Saturday Gone Wild,the initial plan was ; Plan : Paintball-Dinner-Party-Get drunk-Sleep.Yes we are serious.

Start Time:	Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 12:00pm
End Time:	Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 6:00am
Location:	Kuala Lumpur

But we just love to confirm last minute so we screwed up our initial plan.So on Saturday evening,we told each other to meet up in sunway pyramid at 7pm for dinner. At 6.13pm,Leon and Ah Soon came to my place and gave me a ride to sunway.If you wonder what time we had dinner,i think probably around 8 something?Thanks to Hui Zhen and Clement,we got pics during the dinner.

Hui Zhen.

Clement: "I wonder.."
Hui Zhen:"You're silly"
Adeline: "No, i think both are u are silly"
Becks:"Look away Chee Tat,or else you are silly as well"
Chee Tat:"MUST RESIST..dam i gave into temptation"

went back to my seat and took a pic with Leon who enjoyed himself the whole night telling me how great Chelsea was.

Left to right; Becks,Adeline and Shaun

Chung Han,Soo Wai and Leon

i think leon was pissed because Chelsea yet to score

Leon's finger,pls ignore it.And that's me.

Ah Soon and Hhl

Yeah despite of our hunger,we still have time to play with the camera and pose for camera.

They say we dine in hell,if this is hell,well i sure don't mind a second time.

and i thought i was the slowest in eating.
Clement:"Must eat faster before they start to take pic again"

Clement:"Dammit"Until today i'm still confused why Kok turned up that nightKok,Leon,Chung Han,Me,Ah Soon and Hhl.

Clement:"OMG I WANT TO FINISH MY FOOD"

After dinner,all the guys went to Hhl's place(we claimed it as our B.U's headquater).All of us were preparing ourselves for M.O.S.
Unfortunately,the night was quite erm "lost",only a couple of pics taken.And this is the part i say i might edit later on if i do get the remaining pics. We went in around 11 plus and after everything we reached Hhl's house around 5am.

Again left to right; Hui Zhen,Clement and Becks

ya i know. :PThis should be the last time he smiled that night.
absolutely no memory of this pic
Lau,Leon,Chung Han and Clement raping Sean.
Adeline joined the funat last Lau fenced off the competition and i quote from him in facebook "My boyfriend".

Around 1230 or so,all of us were wondering "Where the !@#$ is our president?" I think he sat outside the club until 2 something.Lol!!Oh ya i forgot,Sean Hooi is our new president for Bachelors Union and guess who is the vice? >"< class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">mamak after that,me and Adeline came slightly later than the rest,only to find that well,the man who lost his smile and man who can't be moved.
And the others ..

Adeline and Clement.erm no,Clement wasn't drunk at all.

So we're at Hhl's place and we arranged where and who to sleep with.I ended up sleeping with Becks,Clement with Hhl,Leon and Ah Soon living room and Sean get to sleep with himself.Not more than 10 minutes,everyone was asleep.I was trying my hardest to ignore my stomach and fall asleep.I ended up vomiting,and what surprised me most was that none of them bother to see what's going on in the toilet : (
And i told myself , "ok now,should be able to fall asleep very soon".I barely slept and clement started to take pics of people sleeping and it was around 9am.I heard him coming into the room,i was just too weak to say anything or to put in any effort to avoid myself from the camera.

Another reason why i can't sleep.

i dont know why.Dont ask me.He didnt mean to sleep that way.He just need to remind himself of something. : )

Leon's legs were always close to Ah Soon's face.

Hhl.He woke up at 7,came back slept again.

After half an hour of chatting between me and Clement in the living room,well those two finally woke up.

Leon and Ah Soon been in denial(Ah Soon replied 2 sms and Leon rolled couple of times),knowing well that they were awake,they still blamed Clement and me for talking too loud.Ah Soon suggested that we should have went outside and chat all we want.

it's good to wake up and do some work out.and yes i know my hair is terrible,going to cut it soon.

i'll just leave it that way.

still in denial.

This pic is my personal favorite.Sean and Ah Soon is in love with each other,Becks looked jealous that he was supposed to be with Sean,I was asking myself when is it my turn to fall deep in love and Leon,he was once love drunk,he's now hung over : )

So after we grabbed our breakfast(obviously Hhl didn't),we started our journey for paintball painball watever u call it la.

We actually divided the group into 2.Group A and B.Yet to start,but we already drew a line.

Team A

Team B including clement who was behind the camera

Notice that how imbalanced was the teams? Team A,i can say at least 4 of them were once considered as heroes of counter strike.Team B, is as i quote myself "We are a bunch of weaklings".

Us.

We have to sign those before we play.Sorta like if you're injured,they will not be liable to anything.

i'm sure everyone got the idea when they saw the field name.

most importing thing in the world.Face mask.Even the muscular Sean agreed

if i'm not mistaken;Hui Zhen,Adeline,Leon,Hhl,Sean,Becks,Ah soon and me.
Leon with the "game on" look.
Ment was telling us to watch our backs.

putting on our vest.Most of them thinks that the vest didnt provide much sense of security

us with the vest and face mask.

While waiting for the briefing,it was tensed and Adeline just can't take it anymore.We paid attention to the instructor Roy more than we did to our lecturers. :P

erm maybe chung han didn't.

At one point Roy said that if there's someone held their arm up signalling that they're out,we shouldnt shoot that person anymore.Well we have different ideas if the person is Ah Soon

Face mask on.Time to war.

After this picture,decades worth of friendship were put aside,seriously.

Team A,the team that was once feared by many (team B), on check mode.

Roy: "Ready,go go go!"

notice the guy on the right,Hhl?He's one of the sharp shooter.

even Roy knew who was the star of the game.

After the first round,Team B won.Underdog pulled an upset over the favourites.

discussing on how to overturn the dominance of Team B

team B was concerned with my rib.Lol.

Friendship?What is friendship?
Hui Zhen was waiting her turn to get the gun and I was determined not to be shot at.

Team B on check mode.

Clement.at the far side,Sean.

I think it was here that my teammates, Sean and Soo Wai got Hhl surrounded.Hhl won.

All eyes on Hhl again.

The sign told the story,it was funny Hui Zhen's injuries were concentrated at her wrist. XD

I cant remember which round was this and i cant remember who won.But judging by the injuries,i guess Team B won again.

Chee Tat : "Showing injuries or posing for hand muscles oo?!"

"They call me emo god?I was smiling for two pics in the row now"

Let's just ignore this pic. : )

Head shot?

perhaps you already know the rambo of Team B,Clement and Sean.

I was waiting for the right moment to shoot and Kok Wai was hiding.

She might look cute to you,but i think she's more than capable to shoot your head off your shoulder

Full grown man with muscles running and screaming for help XD


This was where hhl was shooting at Hui Zhen and me.It was a perfect angle for him.CB!

It was over after one hour plus or two maybe.The final score was (*drums*) ..Team A 2 - Team B 3.For pictures below,you just need to say ouch,that go

this is why Clement told us to watch our backs :P
yeah,the neck.

Thanks for the memories people :P And now we had officially bid farewell to Becks.Ok this took away alot of hours from me.Time for afternoon nap.Nite. :P

Coming Soon

Works are still under way. Reports coming in soon.

Your Vice President.